Your monthly horoscope by Jason Lowbatt
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This month, you might experience difficulties making a viable business around your art. Consider changing career.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Promotion of your band’s music and building an audience might be challenging this month, Taurus. Consider a new career.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
This month, you might find yourself playing a gig with a band that mistake soundcheck for a practice. Try to remain calm and quit the band as soon as possible.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
If you’re playing on a double bill, the drummer from the following band might ask to borrow your cymbals. Set healthy boundaries.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
This month, it will be hard find to balance between drinking just enough to cope with stage fright and accidentally getting shit-faced.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Mars moves into your sign in January: don’t eat too much after soundcheck.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
You could experience difficulties getting to venues, due to the sun that merges with Saturn, and the fact that you do not own a car.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Mercury moves into Capricorn on the 19th, signaling you may be ready for a day job.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
With a solar eclipse in Capricorn on the 21nd, if travelling, you might have to stop at Tim Hortons again for lunch.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
A Leo full moon indicates that if you have to travel in a van with your band mates, you’ll be the one that has to pee most often.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
As the Capricorn new moon and eclipse align on January 7, the producers of the show you’re on will have budget for hair & makeup but not for a guitar tech.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Mars enters Libra so you can expect an unusual amount of guys that also play drums to come and chat with you between sets.
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